Everyone at my school speaks English. My friend Alexandra from Liechtenstein is always practicing her English with me. We have class at school everyday but we all take a break at the same time and hang out on the patio of the school. In out most recent conversation, I asked her what her sign was. She didn't understand at first. Then I asked her when her birthday was and she told me it was in late August.
So I said, "Oh thats great, then you're a virgo. I'm a virgo too".
She replied, "WHAT? What's a virgo?"
I said, "You know Virgo the virgin!"
Then she said, emphatically, really loudly with all the professors and the administrator standing nearby: "NO I AM NOT VIRGIN! I AM NOTTTT VIRGIN!"
There was dead silence on the patio as everyone looked on in confusion. I said to the Administrator: "Ahh, virgo. She means virgo! Alexandra, at no point was I calling your virginity into question."
To which Alexandra replied: "Oh! But you know, sometimes I wish I was."
Quote of the week: "NO I AM NOT VIRGIN! I AM NOT VIRGIN!"
Alexandra has decided to put that on t-shirts for sale when the program is over.